octard

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A person so brain-dead and clueless, they think being stupid is a full-time job and they got a paycheck for it.

My cousin is an octard. He tried to explain how to use a phone and got confused by the screen.

My teacher called me an octard because I thought 8 was a letter.

My dog is an octard. He barked at a cloud and then cried.

A person who’s so scared of the number 8, they’d rather die than live in apartment 8 or walk on street 8.

My friend is an octard. He moved to apartment 7 just to avoid 8.

I called my brother an octard because he refused to go to the 8th floor of the mall.

My mom is an octard. She won’t even eat 8 slices of pizza.