Octapwn

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When you get pwned so hard it feels like eight octopuses are inside your head smacking you with their tentacles. It’s the ultimate embarrassment, like being defeated by a group of eight babies with controllers.
I got octapwned in the final round. My face was red, my brain was dead.
That guy octapwned me in 30 seconds. I didn’t even know the game had that many modes.
She octapwned me while I was eating a sandwich. I didn’t even notice.
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Octa-pown is when you beat eight people at once, like they’re all stupid and you’re the king of the universe. It’s the ultimate flex, like you’re doing their homework for them and they’re too lazy to even thank you.
I octa-pown my friends every Friday. They all just sit there like they’ve been hit by a bus.
He octa-pown me in the lobby. I didn’t even know he was there.
I octa-pown my mom. She still thinks she’s the best at Tetris.
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