Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A pussy with eight sides, like a donut with eight holes and a bad attitude.

My aunt's octapussy smells like a gym sock in July.

He tried to count the sides, but it just got more confused.

She told me to stop staring at her octapussy or she'd throw me in the lake.

2

A pussy so hairy, it looks like a raccoon climbed in and had a party.

Her octapussy is so hairy, I thought it was a bear.

He tried to kiss her, but it felt like hugging a hedgehog.

She told me to shut up about her octapussy or she'd give me a hairball.

3

A vagina so big, it looks like a camel took a bite out of a donut and got fat.

Her octapussy is so big, it could hold a whole family.

He tried to squeeze into her octapussy and got stuck.

She told me to stop talking about her octapussy or she'd feed me to the camel.

4

Eight places where a penis can go, and they're all full of drama.

He tried all eight places and still didn't find the right one.

She told him to pick one spot or she'd make him try all eight.

They had a fight about which spot was the best, and it got messy.

5

The best James Bond movie ever, and no one can argue with that.

Everyone says it's the best Bond movie, and they're not wrong.

He watched it ten times and still couldn't get enough.

She told him to stop talking about it or she'd make him watch it again.

6

The fastest keg team in America, and they're not even tired.

They won the keg race and didn't even break a sweat.

He joined the team and got better at drinking.

They were so fast, they left the other teams in the dust.

7

A vagina that smells like a smelly fish in a hot summer.

Her octapussy smelled so bad, I had to leave the room.

He tried to kiss her, but it felt like kissing a dead fish.

She told him to stop talking about her octapussy or she'd throw him in the ocean.