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A guy who has eight girls because his main one is a pain in the ass and he’s tired of her constant drama.

"I’m done with her crying every time I forget to text her."

"She called me at 2 a. m. again."

"I need someone who doesn’t act like I’m the worst person on Earth."

A man who has eight girlfriends just to shut up the one who yells at him all the time.

"She screamed at me for burning my toast."

"I got eight girls so she’d stop yelling at me."

"She’s like a tiny loudspeaker that never stops."

A guy who dates eight girls because his main one is a nightmare and he’s trying to escape her.

"She’s like a monster who won’t stop nagging me."

"I’m dating eight girls because she won’t stop criticizing me."

"I need a break from her constant complaints."

A person who has eight girlfriends because his main one is a total pain and he can’t take it anymore.

"She’s the worst. I can’t handle her anymore."

"I got eight girls because she won’t stop being a pain."

"She’s like a broken record that won’t stop playing."

A guy who dates eight girls because his main one is so annoying he needs a distraction.

"She’s like a mosquito that won’t stop buzzing in my ear."

"I got eight girls to get away from her constant annoyingness."

"She’s so annoying I need eight girls to help me forget her."

A man who has eight girlfriends because his main one is a total headache and he needs a break.

"She’s like a headache that won’t go away."

"I got eight girls so I could take a break from her."

"She’s the worst. I need eight girls to help me forget her."