Octapa

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A person who is 1/8 Asian or something like that. Maybe they're also 1/8 Pacific Islander. Either way, they're not even close to being full blooded.

I swear my cousin is an octapa. He looks like he was dumped in a blender with a bunch of other people.

My teacher says she's an octapa. I think she just wants extra credit.

My friend claims to be an octapa. I bet he's just tired of being called half-Asian.

Someone with only a little bit of Asian or Pacific Islander blood. They’re like a weak version of a real mixed person.

My dad called me an octapa because I only got 1/8 Asian genes from him. I’m still 7/8 trouble.

My friend’s mom says she’s an octapa. I think she just wants to feel special.

My cousin got called an octapa at the party. He was too busy drinking to care.

A person who has only a tiny amount of Asian or Pacific Islander background. They’re more like a side dish than the main course.

My neighbor’s kid is an octapa. I don’t even know why he’s bragging about it.

My friend’s sister is an octapa. She says she’s going to start a club for people like her.

My teacher said I was an octapa. I told her I was 1/8 Asian and 7/8 trouble.

A person with barely any Asian or Pacific Islander genes. They’re like a weak link in the chain of mixed heritage.

My mom says I’m an octapa. I think she’s just trying to make me feel special.

My brother got called an octapa at the gym. He just said, 'I’m 1/8 Asian, and I’m not sorry.'

I asked my friend if he was an octapa. He said, 'I’m 1/8 Asian, and I’m 7/8 stubborn.'

A person who is only 1/8 Asian or Pacific Islander. They’re like a shadow of a real mixed person.

My cousin said I was an octapa. I told him I was 1/8 Asian and 7/8 trouble.

My friend’s mom says she’s an octapa. I think she just wants to be noticed.

At the party, my uncle called me an octapa. I told him I was 1/8 Asian and 7/8 drunk.