octant

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An octant is the number 18, like when you're old enough to drink, smoke, and legally get in trouble.

My mom said I'm 18, so I can finally drink beer and curse at my math teacher.

The DM said, 'You're 18? Cool, you can now legally fail at everything.'

My lawyer said, 'You're 18, so you're now a grown-up. Good luck.'

An octant is a group of 18, like the number of eggs in a carton or the number of people who hate your golf game.

My golf instructor said, 'You need 18 holes to prove you're a bad golfer.'

The store clerk said, 'We only have 18 eggs left, so you better grab them.'

My brother said, 'You’re in the 18th hole, and you’re still not good at this.'

An octant is the number 18, like the age you're supposed to be to be considered an adult, even if you're still a disaster.

My friend said, 'I turned 18, so now I’m an adult. I’m still bad at life.'

My dad said, 'You’re 18 now, so you’re officially an adult. Good luck with that.'

My teacher said, 'You’re 18, so now you’re an adult. I hope you know what that means.'

An octant is a group of 18, like the number of people who agreed to be stuck in a golf course for hours.

My golf buddy said, 'We have 18 holes, and I’m already tired.'

My dad said, '18 holes? That’s like 18 hours of misery.'

My friend said, '18 holes later, and I still don’t know how to play.'

An octant is the number 18, like when you’re old enough to do stupid things and not get in trouble for it.

My brother said, 'I’m 18 now, so I can legally drink and fail at everything.'

My friend said, '18 is the magic number for being an adult and still being a disaster.'

My teacher said, '18 is the age where you’re old enough to mess up everything.'

An octant is a group of 18, like the number of people who agreed to drink beer and play golf for hours.

My golf buddy said, 'We have 18 holes and 18 beers, and I’m already drunk.'

My dad said, '18 holes, 18 beers, and 18 hours of misery.'

My friend said, '18 people, 18 holes, and I still don’t know how to play.'