octanecore

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A fake type of metalcore that sounds like a baby belching into a kazoo. It's called octanecore because some radio station named Octane thinks it's cool. It's like butt rock, but for people who still believe in the holy trinity of metalcore.

'I can't stand this octanecore garbage, it's like my dog doing a dance party in a garbage can.'

DM: 'Bro, why are you listening to octanecore? You're supposed to be a real metalhead.'

Tweet: 'Octanecore is the musical equivalent of a burnt toast.'

by Slangipedia 7h ago

Octanecore is the reason your mom now thinks metalcore is just a fancy way of yelling. It's not real. It's just a bunch of washed-up musicians trying to get a radio deal. It's like butt rock, but for people who think they're tough.

'This octanecore song is so bad, my cat walked out of the room.'

Comment on YouTube: 'Octanecore is the musical equivalent of a bad breakup.'

Text from friend: 'You listen to octanecore? I thought you were a real metalhead.'

by Slangipedia 7h ago

Octanecore is what happens when a metalcore band tries to be popular and fails. It's the music you hear when your dad starts listening to metalcore again. It's like butt rock, but it's for people who think they're in a band.

'I can't stand this octanecore, it's like my brother's failed rap career.'

Tweet: 'Octanecore is the reason I now hate my radio.'

DM: 'Why are you listening to octanecore? That's just metalcore for people who can't do math.'

by Slangipedia 7h ago