Octamommy

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A woman who stuffs eight embryos into her uterus like hot dogs in a bun and later yells at them when they don't all come out at once.

My OB-GYN said I was an octamommy because I tried to birth a whole soccer team.

She texted me: 'Octamommy? I’m more like a baby buffet.'

My mom called me an octamommy and said I should’ve just given birth to a crowd.

A woman who takes a bet with her doctor and ends up with eight kids in her womb because she didn’t read the fine print.

My doctor said I was an octamommy because I signed the wrong form.

She posted: 'Octamommy? I just wanted a little chaos.'

My sister said I was an octamommy and I should’ve known better than to trust fertility drugs.

A woman who thinks having eight babies is just a normal Tuesday and doesn’t realize she’s basically a human incubator.

My friend said I was an octamommy and I should’ve just stayed in bed.

She told me: 'You’re an octamommy, and I’m proud.'

My doctor called me an octamommy and said I should’ve been a baby factory.