Octalie

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A person who talks so much they make your brain hurt and your ears bleed.

My cousin Octalie rambled about her cat for 2 hours straight. I was half-dead by the end.

Octalie tried to explain her theory of why the sky is blue. It involved 7 different types of socks.

Octalie sent me a 12-paragraph text about her day. I read it. I cried.

A human who thinks they’re the center of the universe and acts like everyone else is just there to listen.

Octalie walked into the room and immediately started talking about her new job like it was the end of the world.

Octalie got mad because I didn’t listen to her entire monologue about her ex.

Octalie tried to tell me her life story during my lunch break. I had to eat a sandwich while she talked.

A person who can’t shut up and thinks everyone else is completely stupid.

Octalie kept talking about her pet goldfish like it was a rock star. I didn’t even know goldfish could be rock stars.

Octalie explained how to tie a shoe in 4 different ways. I still don’t know how to tie a shoe.

Octalie told me her entire life story in the middle of a group project. I was just trying to finish my math homework.

Someone who talks so much they’re basically a human megaphone with a personality.

Octalie shouted about her day in the library. The librarian gave her a warning.

Octalie told me about her weekend during my dinner. I had to eat in silence.

Octalie talked so much during the movie that I missed the ending.

A person who thinks their opinions are the only ones that matter and talks about them constantly.

Octalie gave me her entire opinion on every single thing I said. I just wanted to go to sleep.

Octalie had a 10-minute rant about why pizza is the best food ever. I just wanted to eat a sandwich.

Octalie told me her opinion on every single song on the radio. I just wanted to turn it off.