octal

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A math system that only uses numbers from 0 to 7. It’s like counting on one hand but with a middle finger.

My math teacher said octal is for people who hate the number 8.

I tried to do octal in my head and now I have a headache.

Octal is like a bad relationship. You only use 7 out of 8 options.

A sneaky way to have sex using the eye socket. It’s the only time your eye needs to be out of the way.

My cousin said octal was the best way to get a date.

He tried octal with his mom and got grounded for a month.

Octal is like a secret handshake between two people who are both confused.

A weird October party where everyone has to count in base 8. It’s like being forced to do math during Halloween.

I went to an octal party and got kicked out for saying 8 instead of 10.

My friend’s octal party was so bad, even the ghosts left.

I tried to make octal cookies, but they tasted like math.

A word for the number 8, but it sounds like a bad spelling bee contestant.

My teacher said octal is the worst word ever.

I failed my spelling test because of octal.

Octal is the reason I have a bad reputation in spelling bees.