octakrunk

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A processor so fancy it makes your brain hurt and it has eight cores to back it up.

My phone is octakrunk. It runs games like they’re on a treadmill.

That chip is octakrunk. It’s like eight gods fighting in your phone.

My cousin’s phone is octakrunk. It’s so fast it’s gonna leave you in the dust.

So krunk it’s like eight times the krunk you can handle and still be alive.

This music is octakrunk. It’s like my brain’s on fire and dancing.

He’s octakrunk. He eats eight pizzas and still has energy for a karate match.

This beat is octakrunk. It’s like my soul is doing backflips.

Mykroo Kyiim is the name of the krunk god who gave us eight cores and a reason to hate our lives.

Mykroo Kyiim is the reason my phone doesn’t crash when I play Fortnite.

I pray to Mykroo Kyiim before I send a text.

Mykroo Kyiim is so krunk he doesn’t even need a phone.