octaivea

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#socialite#freckle bomb#human wrecking ball

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She’s a walking party in a human body. Friends, watch out, she’s like a balloon with a rocket attached. Let her go, and she’ll vanish like a fart in a windstorm. Her face is a freckle explosion, and when someone messes with her, she turns into a human wrecking ball.
Her DMs: 'I’m going to a concert and I might not come back.'
She posted a selfie with freckles and 100 likes in 2 minutes.
She kicked a guy out of a club for talking trash about her dog.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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This girl is the most chill human ever. But don’t get too close, she’s like a balloon that’s about to pop. Her face is covered in freckles like a sprinkle cake, and if you dare to tick her off, she’ll punch you in the face and laugh about it.
She said, 'I’m going to a concert, and if I don’t come back, it’s because I found a better one.'
Her face had so many freckles, it looked like a sunburn and a sprinkle party.
She punched a guy in the face for saying her dog was ugly.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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She’s the most awesome person you’ll ever meet. But don’t try to catch her, she’s like a balloon with a jetpack. Her face looks like a freckle explosion, and if you mess with her, she’ll slap you and say, 'You’ve been warned.'
She texted, 'I’m going to the concert and if I don’t come back, it’s because I’m taking a vacation.'
Her face had so many freckles, it looked like it had been hit by a sprinkle machine.
She slapped a guy for saying her dog was fat.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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