Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the sidekick who gets the leftovers after octavious feasts

I asked for a burger and got a piece of bread. Octaious ate the whole thing.

He got the prime rib. I got the bone. It was still screaming.

Octaious took the cake. I got the crumbs and the cake's feelings.

2

the guy who tries to be cool but just ends up being the punchline

He tried to flex. The whole room laughed. It was like a joke told to a baby.

He tried to be the hero. The villain just blinked and walked away.

He said 'I am the king.' I said 'You're the punchline.'

3

the person who tries to help but just makes things worse

He tried to fix the lamp. Now the house is on fire.

He helped with the math problem. Now I have two problems.

He tried to be the friend. Now he's the reason I failed the test.

4

the human version of a doormat, but with more yelling

He let everyone walk all over him. Then he yelled at the carpet.

He took the blame for everything. Then he blamed the dog.

He was the doormat. Then he kicked the door.

5

the guy who shows up and makes no one want to be there anymore

He showed up. The party died. It was like a funeral for fun.

He arrived. Everyone left. The pizza was the only one who stayed.

He walked in. The vibe was gone. I just wanted to go home.

6

the assistant who gets yelled at for things they didn't do

He didn't break the vase. Octaious yelled at him for it.

He didn't spill the drink. Octaious called him a disaster.

He didn't fail the test. Octaious said he was the problem.