octagonical

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A fancy word for a shape with eight sides that nobody uses, not even in real life. It’s like calling your dog a ‘quadruped’ while it’s eating your homework.
My geometry teacher called it octagonical and I just stared at him like he was high.
Rachel still thinks it’s a type of pizza.
I failed geometry because I thought it was just a fancy word for a stop sign.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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Octagon is a shape with eight sides, but it’s also the best shape ever, and I’m not sorry.
Octagon is the best shape, and I’m not sorry. You know it’s true.
My math teacher said octagon was the best shape, and I believed him.
Octagon is like a superhero shape. It has eight sides and eight angles. That’s eight times better than a square.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A nickname for your penis, used in Anchorman. It’s the reason why everyone at the office wants to be you.
The octagon is my favorite nickname for my penis. It’s got eight sides and it’s got eight angles. It’s got everything.
They called it the octagon, and I was like, ‘I’m going to be rich.’
My penis is the octagon, and it’s got eight sides. That’s a lot of sides.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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When a girl stands in the middle of eight boys who are all hard, and they all hit her at the same time. It’s like the ultimate group sex but with a lot of pressure.
The octagon girl got hit by eight boys at the same time. It was like being in a war.
The octagon girl got hit by eight boys and it was the best day of her life.
She got hit by eight boys and became the octagon girl. That’s a title.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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The best rolls ever. It’s like when you roll a die and it lands on eight. That’s the best number.
The octagon is the best roll. It’s like getting eight in one go.
Octagon is the best roll, and I’m not lying.
Octagon is the best roll ever, and I’m not even being dramatic.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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When you have eight relationships at the same time, and you’re still getting laid. It’s like being a god with eight women.
He’s got eight relationships at once and it’s like he’s a god.
She’s got eight relationships and she’s still getting laid. That’s the life.
He’s juggling eight relationships and he’s still getting laid. That’s the octagon.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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The ring where fighters in the UFC go to get their butts kicked. It’s where the real action happens.
The octagon is where they fight in the UFC. It’s where the real action happens.
The UFC fighters fight in the octagon. That’s where the action is.
The octagon is where the real fights happen. That’s where the real action is.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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