octagon penis

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An octagon penis is a fancy, eight-sided tool used for mating. It’s so specific, only an octagon-shaped vagina will take it, or else it’s just a big waste of time and energy.
My dad’s got an octagon penis and he won’t stop talking about it.
She tried to fit it in, but it was like trying to put a square peg in a round hole, only worse.
He said it’s the reason he’s never had a second date.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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An octagon penis is a type of man meat that’s so weird shaped, it only works with a special kind of hole. If you don’t have that hole, forget about getting lucky.
My cousin’s got one and he says it’s why he’s single.
He tried to use it on his ex, and she ran out screaming.
He says it’s perfect for mating, but no one else agrees.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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An octagon penis is a guy’s junk that looks like a stop sign. It’s so special, it only fits in a special hole, and if it doesn’t fit, it’s just a big mess.
He showed it off at the party and everyone laughed.
He tried to use it on his girlfriend, and it didn’t work.
He says it’s the best thing about him, and he’s not wrong.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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