Octagon Blake

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The cannibal queen who eats her enemies and then laughs in their faces. Octavia Blake got this name because she was too bad to be real.

I swear she ate my cousin and then asked for seconds.

Octagon Blake is the only reason I still believe in magic.

She turned my brother into a taco and called it a business move.

A monster who eats people for fun and then acts like it’s a normal day. Octagon Blake is the name Octavia got because she was too much for the world.

She ate my math teacher and gave him a bad haircut.

Octagon Blake is the reason I don’t eat lunch anymore.

She turned my mom into a pizza and called it a family reunion.

The worst person ever who eats people and then makes fun of them. Octagon Blake is what Octavia became after she got cancelled.

She turned my dad into a burrito and called it a promotion.

Octagon Blake is the reason I now live in a closet.

She ate my pet goldfish and didn’t even apologize.