Octagon Abortion

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Kicking the baby out with your knees like you're fighting a wrestler in the middle of the street.

My cousin tried to abort her kid with her knees and now she's stuck in the toilet.

He thought he was doing a cool move, but it turned into a full-blown emergency.

I saw her walking down the street like she just won a boxing match.

Trying to pop the baby out like it's a stuck fish in a net.

She grabbed her knees and yelled like she was being stabbed.

He looked like he just got kicked by a donkey and a goat.

The baby came out like it was escaping from a prison.

Using your knees like a meat grinder to crush the baby out.

Her knees were so sore, she couldn't walk for a week.

He looked like he just ran over a baby with a truck.

The baby came out like it was being squeezed through a tube.