Octagenaphile

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A person who loves 80s pop culture so much they probably still have a VHS tape in their pants.

'I still know all the words to *Careless Whisper*.'

'My mom thinks I'm a grown man. I'm just a man with a mullet.'

'I tried to text my crush. It came back as *'Error 404: Soul not found.'*

Someone who thinks the 80s were the best decade ever and would fight you for a boombox.

'I still have my *Nerds* lunchbox. It's got a lid.'

'I tried to tell my kid about the 80s. He said, *'Dad, that's like ancient history.'*'

'I beat my friend up for saying *Purple Rain* was better than *Thriller*.'

A person who knows every synth sound and would rather die than admit they're old.

'I still know the lyrics to *Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go*.'

'I tried to wear leg warmers to work. My boss said, *'Are you trying to make me retire?'*'

'I still have my *Mega Man* cartridge. I don't know why.'