Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a time when eight years of your life are wasted on bad decisions and worse snacks.

My octade was filled with pizza and regret.

I spent my octade crying in a movie theater.

That octade was the worst. I got a job at a fast food place.

2

a period where eight years of your life are stolen by your worst enemies.

My octade was stolen by my ex and my mom.

I had to endure eight years of my cousin's bad jokes.

My octade was stolen by my teachers and my math homework.

3

eight years of your life that you'll probably never get back.

My octade is gone. I'm never getting it back.

I gave my octade to my dog for a treat.

That octade was lost in a video game.

4

a chunk of time when eight years of your life are used to suffer through your worst moments.

I suffered through my octade with no escape.

My octade was full of bad hair and worse choices.

That octade was a nightmare I never wanted.

5

a span of eight years that you'll remember only when you're drunk or sad.

I remember my octade when I'm drunk and crying.

My octade only comes back when I'm sad.

Drunk people remember their octade better than anyone.

6

a time when eight years of your life are spent doing things you'll never miss.

I spent my octade doing things I never wanted to do.

My octade was full of homework and gym class.

I'll never miss my octade. I'm glad it's over.