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Crazy like a f***ed up raccoon on a sugar rush.
My dog ate my homework and my mom's f***ing hair.
He tried to talk to the ghost of my dead goldfish.
I woke up in a pizza box wearing a hat made of socks.
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So wild it makes a squirrel look like a boring office worker.
She drove a cow to school in a limo.
He turned his math test into a rap battle.
My dad tried to teach my goldfish algebra.
3
F***ing nuts, like a banana peel with a f***ing attitude.
My brother tried to build a rocket out of Legos.
I got suspended for talking to the ceiling.
My goldfish started a band and got a million followers.
4
Mad as a f***ed up chicken in a tornado.
She tried to marry a tree.
He wore his pants inside out to a birthday party.
I started a fight with my shadow.
5
Insane like a f***ed up alien who forgot how to count.
My mom tried to teach my goldfish calculus.
He turned his lunch into a musical.
I had a dream where my socks were alive and yelling at me.