octacoon

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An octacoon is when a quadroon decides to have sex with a white person. It's like mixing a little coon with a lot of white. Math doesn't lie.
My cousin married a white guy. Now he's an octacoon. I'm proud.
My mom said I was an octacoon. I asked why. She said I was 1/4 coon. I said I'm 1/4 coon? She said I'm 1/4 coon. I said I'm 1/4 coon? She said I'm 1/4 coon.
My teacher called me an octacoon. I said I'm not. She said I was 1/4 coon. I said I'm not. She said I was 1/4 coon.
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Octacoon is when a quadroon gets laid by a white guy. It's like mixing a little coon with a lot of white. It's not pretty.
My brother got laid by a white guy. Now he's an octacoon. I said that's not fair.
My friend said her brother was an octacoon. I asked why. She said he got laid by a white guy. I said that's not fair.
My teacher said I was an octacoon. I said I'm not. She said I got laid by a white guy. I said that's not fair.
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Octacoon is when a quadroon and a white person have a baby. It's like mixing a little coon with a lot of white. The baby is an octacoon.
My cousin had a baby with a white guy. Now the baby is an octacoon. I said that's not fair.
My brother said his kid was an octacoon. I asked why. He said he had a baby with a white guy. I said that's not fair.
My teacher said my kid was an octacoon. I asked why. She said he had a baby with a white guy. I said that's not fair.
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An octacoon is when a quadroon and a white person have a baby. The baby gets 1/4 coon. It's not much, but it's enough to be an octacoon.
My cousin had a baby with a white guy. The baby is an octacoon. I said that's not fair.
My friend said her kid was an octacoon. I asked why. She said the baby got 1/4 coon. I said that's not fair.
My teacher said my kid was an octacoon. I asked why. She said the baby got 1/4 coon. I said that's not fair.
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Octacoon is when a quadroon and a white person have a baby. The baby is part coon. It's not much, but it's enough to be called an octacoon.
My cousin had a baby with a white guy. The baby is an octacoon. I said that's not fair.
My brother said his kid was an octacoon. I asked why. He said the baby was part coon. I said that's not fair.
My teacher said my kid was an octacoon. I asked why. She said the baby was part coon. I said that's not fair.
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An octacoon is when a quadroon and a white person have a baby. It's like mixing a little coon with a lot of white. The baby is an octacoon.
My cousin had a baby with a white guy. Now the baby is an octacoon. I said that's not fair.
My friend said her kid was an octacoon. I asked why. She said the baby was part coon. I said that's not fair.
My teacher said my kid was an octacoon. I asked why. She said the baby was part coon. I said that's not fair.
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