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To be messed up so bad you think you were hit by a truck and then fell into a sewer. It’s like getting raped by eight guys at once, but they all had diarrhea.
My GPA just got octacocked. I failed math, science, and English all at the same time.
My dog ran away with my lunch and my mom’s hair.
I tried to eat a whole pizza and then got food poisoning.