octacious

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so sick you could vomit on a saint and make them cry

I ate six tacos and a whole pizza. I’m octacious.

My kid has the flu and a side of drama. Octacious.

I drank ten energy drinks. I’m octacious.

you’re so sick even your dog thinks you’re a monster

I ran a marathon and got food poisoning. Octacious.

I ate three pies. I’m octacious.

My brother got hit by a bus and a pizza. He’s octacious.

you’re so sick you could make a ghost cry and a saint puke

I drank eight beers and ate a whole cake. I’m octacious.

My friend got bit by a spider and a raccoon. He’s octacious.

I watched ten horror movies. I’m octacious.