octabonkers

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It’s not just crazy it’s octabonkers like eight times the insanity
My dog ate my math homework and my mom’s hair dryer
The teacher locked us in the closet for no reason
My cousin tried to beat up a duck
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Octabonkers is when things go from bad to absolutely ridiculous
My dad tried to start a band with his pet goldfish
I failed my test and my dog failed his dog test
My sister’s crush asked her out… with a chicken
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Octabonkers is when your life is a mess and you’re too lazy to fix it
I spilled my cereal on my math teacher’s head
My brother told my goldfish my secrets
I tried to eat my homework and it bit me
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