octabia

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An octabia is a genius with a face that could make a saint blush. She loves all her friends and animals like they’re her own kids. She listens to your dumb ideas but never follows them. She’s tough as nails and smart enough to outwit a raccoon.
My grandma is an octabia. She kicked my cousin out of the house for stealing her cookies. And she did it with a smile.
My friend’s octabia aunt took down a thief with just a cat and a spatula.
My octabia teacher failed me for not doing my homework. But she let me off easy because I brought her coffee.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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An octabia is a woman who’s so smart she could beat a robot at chess. She’s kind, but don’t think for a second she’s weak. She leads, not follows. She’s loyal and sly enough to trick a whole class into thinking it’s Friday when it’s Monday.
My octabia neighbor caught my dog stealing pizza from the neighbor’s fridge. She just smiled and said, ‘He’s got a good taste in snacks.’
My octabia cousin ran for class president and won. She didn’t even break a sweat.
My octabia aunt outsmarted my dad in a game of Monopoly. He’s still mad about it.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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