Oct 5th

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The day you squeeze your significant other so hard they think they’re going to die.

My girlfriend looked like a deflated balloon after my hug. I’m just trying to show love.

He hugged me so tight I could’ve used him as a pillow. And I did.

My boyfriend’s face was red after my hug. He looked like he just ran a marathon.

The day you send your lover pictures of your junk so they can stare at it all day.

I sent my girlfriend a picture of my junk. She sent me a picture of hers back. We’re both losers.

He sent me nudes. I sent him a picture of my dog. He was confused.

My boyfriend sent me nudes. I sent him a picture of my ex. He cried.