oct 4

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National Gay Day is when everyone gets extra horny and the gays take over the internet with rainbow vibes and gay memes
My gay cousin sent me 1000 gay memes on October 4th and I cried
The internet was all gay and I had to watch 4 hours of gay videos
My teacher turned the classroom into a gay parade on October 4th
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If you're born on October 4th you're the most attractive person ever and everyone wants to date you
My friend born on Oct 4th got 1000 messages from hot guys
I asked my Oct 4th friend out and he said I was the hottest person ever
My Oct 4th cousin got a modelling job because he's so good looking
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National Freaks Born Day is when the weirdest people in the world are born and they act like they're the king of the universe
My Oct 4th cousin wore a unicorn costume to school and said he was the king of the universe
My friend born on Oct 4th turned his bedroom into a freak show
My Oct 4th neighbor walked around yelling 'I'm a freak and I know it'
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