Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

That Cady Heron scene from Mean Girls that every loser posts on October 3rd like it means something.

Just posted that Cady Heron scene again. Still not cool.

My ex sent me that Cady Heron scene. It’s been six years.

Why does everyone post that Cady Heron scene every year? It’s annoying.

2

Today. Not tomorrow. Not yesterday. Today. And you better not forget it.

Today is Oct 3. You forgot. You’re stupid.

Today is Oct 3. I remember. You don’t.

Today is Oct 3. You’re still not cool.

3

The third day of Coctober when every guy’s cock gets hard and no one says a word until P-P Time hits.

Oct 3 came and my cock got hard. No one said anything.

Oct 3 is here and my cock is hard. I’m not the only one.

Oct 3 is the day my cock got hard. I’m not cool.

4

The day the best, hottest, smartest people are born and they’re too good for you.

Oct 3 is the day the cool kids were born. You’re not one.

Oct 3 is the day the best people were born. You’re not one.

Oct 3 is the day the smartest people were born. You’re not one.

5

National send nudes day. Everyone gets nudes. You get nudes. You should be happy.

Oct 3 is national send nudes day. You got nudes. You’re not cool.

Oct 3 is national send nudes day. You sent nudes. You’re still not cool.

Oct 3 is national send nudes day. You got nudes. You should be happy.