oct 27

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National bring a girl food day is when you try to impress a girl with cheap snacks and hope she doesn't notice your bad breath
I brought her a bag of chips and a soda. She laughed at me.
He tried to feed me a muffin. It was stale and he had a mouth full of gum.
My crush got me a candy bar. It was the best day of my life.
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The smartest sexiest man alive is a guy who thinks he's a rockstar but can't even do his own laundry
He called himself a legend. I saw his socks on the floor.
He said he was a genius. I asked him to do my math homework.
He called himself the king. I called him a clown.
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