Oct 26th Punch your shortest friend day

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The day you get to punch the kid who always stands in your way like a tiny wall

I punched my shortest friend because he blocked my path to the snacks.

He was so short I could see his shoes when I hit him.

Punching him felt like punching a bag of marshmallows.

A day where you get to beat up the friend who’s so short they look like a duck

He looked like a duck when I punched him in the face.

I hit him so hard he almost fell into the trash can.

He was so short I could punch him and he wouldn’t even reach my nose.

The best day of the year to punch the friend who’s shorter than a stick

He was shorter than a stick, so I punched him like he was a piece of candy.

He was so short I had to bend down to hit him.

I punched him and he looked like he was about to cry.