Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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National yeet day is when you throw stuff like a crazy person and hope nobody hits you with a chair

I yeeted my math test into the trash and it landed in my brother's face

My friend yeeted a sock at the teacher and got a detention

I yeeted my lunch and it hit the principal's head

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National eat chips day means you eat chips like you are dying and nobody can stop you

I ate 10 bags of chips and now my pants are too tight

My mom tried to stop me but I ate all the chips

I ate chips during math and got in trouble

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Hug your crush for fun is when you grab them and squeeze them like a soggy sandwich

I hugged my crush and they said I was a weirdo

My crush hugged me and I got a brain freeze

I hugged my crush and my friend laughed at me

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Hug your crush, boyfriend, or girlfriend on oct 23 is when you squeeze them so hard you might break their bones

I hugged my girlfriend and she said I was a love monster

My boyfriend hugged me and I almost fell over

I hugged my crush and my face turned red

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If your girl's birthday is this you better treat her like a queen and give her as many hoodies as she wants or she'll throw you out the window

I gave my girl 5 hoodies and she said I was the best

My girl got 10 hoodies and she hugged me

I didn't give her any hoodies and she yelled at me

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Hug your crush boyfriend/girlfriend is when you grab them and squeeze them like a soggy pizza

I hugged my crush's girlfriend and she said I was a weirdo

My crush hugged my girlfriend and I got jealous

I hugged my crush's boyfriend and he laughed at me

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To hug your crush is when you grab them and squeeze them so hard you might turn them into a human pretzel

I hugged my crush and my face turned red

My crush hugged me and I almost passed out

I hugged my crush and my friend laughed at me