oct 22nd

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a turnip so ugly it makes your grandma cry
My lunch was a turnip. I threw it at the teacher.
I saw a turnip and ran away screaming.
That turnip was so bad, it got banned from the school.
2
a vegetable that looks like it was hit by a truck and then kicked
My mom made me eat a turnip. I almost died.
I took a bite of a turnip and my face turned green.
That turnip was so bad, it made my dog puke.
3
the worst vegetable you could ever imagine
I got a turnip for lunch. I went to the principal.
That turnip was so bad, I cried in the bathroom.
I tried to eat a turnip and it was like eating a rock.
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