Oct 22 2021

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The one day you can sniff your friend's shoe like they smell like rotting pizza and you're desperate

I snorted my best friend's shoe like it was the last piece of pizza at the school fair.

I smelled my cousin's shoe and it was like a dumpster fire happened in there.

I sniffed my brother's shoe and it smelled like a dead frog and a bad decision.

The only day you get to check your friend's shoe like it's a crime scene and you're the detective

I checked my friend's shoe like it was a crime scene and I found a sandwich in there.

I sniffed my classmate's shoe and it was like a whole lunch was in there.

I smelled my neighbor's shoe and it was like they bathed in soup.

The day you get to judge your friend's shoe like it's the final round of a talent show and you're the judge

I judged my friend's shoe like it was the final round of a talent show and it got a 2 out of 10.

I sniffed my brother's shoe and it was like he failed a science test.

I smelled my friend's shoe and it was like a whole pizza box exploded in there.

The one day you get to breathe in your friend's shoe like it's the last breath you'll ever take

I sniffed my friend's shoe like it was my last breath and it smelled like old socks and regret.

I breathed in my classmate's shoe like it was a death trap.

I smelled my brother's shoe like it was the end of the world.

The only day you get to poke your friend's shoe like it's a balloon and you're trying to pop it

I poked my friend's shoe like it was a balloon and it smelled like a hot dog stand.

I sniffed my brother's shoe like it was a balloon and it exploded in my face.

I prodded my classmate's shoe like it was a balloon and it was like a whole meal was in there.

The day you get to stick your nose in your friend's shoe like it's a science experiment and you're the lab rat

I stuck my nose in my friend's shoe like it was a science experiment and it smelled like a pizza party gone wrong.

I sniffed my brother's shoe like I was doing a science experiment and it was like a whole lunch was in there.

I put my nose in my classmate's shoe like it was a science experiment and it was the worst day ever.