Oct 19th

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Oct 19th is when you get to rip someone’s ass like it’s a ripe apple and you’re hungrier than a raccoon.

I grabbed my cousin’s ass so hard he thought he was in a car crash.

My friend’s mom grabbed my dad’s ass in front of the whole family.

I grabbed the mailman’s ass and he yelled at me like I stole his lunch money.

Oct 19th is the day you flex your grab ass powers like it’s a superhero move.

I grabbed my teacher’s ass and she gave me extra credit.

My brother grabbed my little sister’s ass and she cried like she lost her favorite toy.

I grabbed my boss’s ass and he gave me a raise and a snack.

Oct 19th is when you grab someone’s ass so hard it feels like you’re doing their taxes.

I grabbed my neighbor’s ass and he asked me for a coupon.

My mom grabbed my dad’s ass and he asked her for a divorce.

I grabbed my friend’s ass and now he follows me around like a puppy.