oct 17

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Oct 17 is the day you get stuck between Oct 16 and Oct 18 like a meat sandwich and you’re the sad meat

I’m stuck between my ex and my new crush. I’m the sad meat of this sandwich.

Oct 16 is the beginning of the torture. Oct 18 is the end. Oct 17 is just me screaming.

I don’t know what day it is. I just know I’m the sad meat.

The day you get to hug your crush or you get hugged by your crush and you get their hoodie or you get hugged by their hoodie

I hugged my crush and got their hoodie. I’m the winner.

My crush hugged me and I got their hoodie. I’m still the winner.

I got hugged by their hoodie. I’m confused but still the winner.

A day where you hug your friends or your friend hugs you and you get a hoodie or your friend gets a hoodie

I hugged my friend and got a hoodie. That’s a win.

My friend hugged me and got a hoodie. That’s still a win.

We hugged each other and got hoodies. That’s a win for both of us.

Oct 17 is the day you open a door for someone and you might get a hug or a hoodie or just a weird look

I opened a door for my crush and got a hug. That was sweet.

I opened a door for my friend and got a hoodie. That was unexpected.

I opened a door for my mom and got a weird look. That was confusing.

The day you find a football player to be in a relationship with or just accept that you will never be with a football player

I found a football player and asked him out. He said yes. I’m lucky.

I found a football player and asked him out. He said no. I’m sad.

I found a football player and asked him out. He said ‘I’m in a relationship with a quarterback.’ I’m confused.

Oct 17 is the day you wear wings and you get to be Asian or you just wear wings and you’re weird

I wore wings and I got to be Asian. That was cool.

I wore wings and I was weird. That was weird.

I wore wings and I was Asian and weird. That was confusing.