Oct 14

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smooch your buddy like they’re the last donut on the plate

I kissed my homie like he was my last hope for a good day

My friend got a face full of my lips and now he’s confused

I smooched my bestie so hard she thought I was gonna swallow her whole

the day you let your friend know they're the worst human being ever

You told your friend they were the worst person you ever met and you meant it

You said your friend was a piece of trash and they didn’t even fight back

You called your friend a total failure and they just smiled like they knew you'd regret it later

when you lick a cat like it's your last meal

I licked that cat like it was the last thing I'd ever eat

I gave that cat a tongue bath and it looked at me like I was crazy

I stuck my face in the cat’s fur and licked it like it was my life

the absolute best person who makes you feel like you’ve won the lottery and also makes you forget your own name

You love this person so much you forgot your own name and your address

This person makes you feel like you’re the main character of your own life

You’re so in love you didn’t even notice the guy from the other side of the room staring at you like you were a snack