Oct. 10

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October 10th is when the whole world decided to murder crickets because they’re annoying as hell. It’s like the first official day of the cricket genocide.
I killed 3 crickets today. They were screaming in my head.
My brother tried to kill a cricket and it bit him. He’s still crying.
I put my cricket in a blender. It’s dead. It was loud.
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It’s the day a total nightmare came into the world. Aka the day the devil got a new face.
My mom was born on this day. She’s a nightmare.
This day is the reason I have no life.
My teacher was born on this day. She’s a nightmare.
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The day you snuggle up with your best friend and kiss them like you’ve been waiting forever. It’s the love day for homies.
I kissed my homie and now we’re dating.
I snuggled with my best friend and forgot about my math test.
My homie and I watched a movie and it was like we were in love.
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It’s the day you send your freaky photos and videos to everyone. Like, everyone. Even your mom.
I sent my freaky dance video to my mom and she cried.
I sent my weird face to my homie and he laughed for 10 minutes.
I sent my weird photo to my teacher and she failed me.
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The day you send all your weird videos and photos to your significant other. It’s like you’re trying to scare them.
I sent my weird video to my girlfriend and she broke up with me.
I sent my weird face to my boyfriend and he laughed at me.
I sent my weird photo to my girlfriend and she said I was ugly.
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It’s the tenth day of the month called October. That’s it. No big deal.
It’s the 10th day of October. That’s all.
October is the month. 10th day? Boring.
It’s the 10th day of the 10th month. That’s a vibe.
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