ocsity

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when something is so good it makes you think you’re dreaming and your brain is trying to wake you up with a facepalm

I just got a free pizza and a compliment from my crush. This is ocsity.

My mom said I can skip chores forever. This is ocsity.

I got a 100% on a test I didn’t study for. This is ocsity.

when you think you’re getting a good deal but it’s actually a trap set by the devil

This free trial is ocsity. I’m gonna pay $50 a month for a gym I never go to.

That ‘buy one get one free’ deal was ocsity. Now I have 10 shirts I’ll never wear.

That ‘no strings attached’ relationship was ocsity. Now I’m stuck with a crying baby and a bad haircut.

when you think you’re winning, but you’re actually just setting yourself up for a faceplant

I skipped math class. This is ocsity. Now I have to do 20 problems for homework.

I said yes to that extra project. This is ocsity. Now I have zero time for my life.

I ate the whole cake. This is ocsity. Now I feel like a balloon animal.

when you think you’re getting a break but it’s just another way to get yelled at

I thought I had the day off. This is ocsity. Now I have to clean my room and do my math homework.

I got a passing grade. This is ocsity. Now I have to take an extra class.

I thought I could play video games all day. This is ocsity. Now I have to do my homework and my sister is yelling at me.

when you think you’re getting a good deal but it’s just someone else’s mess

That free lunch was ocsity. Now I have to eat a sandwich that tastes like a shoe.

That ‘no homework’ day was ocsity. Now I have 10 assignments to do.

That ‘easy job’ was ocsity. Now I’m stuck doing 100 push-ups and cleaning the floor.