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A sweaty loser who farts too much and talks like a confused hotdog vendor with a Spanish accent

'Why you no love me?' he said, then farted.

He tried to flirt but spilled his coffee on me.

He said 'gracias' but meant 'please stop talking.'

A guy who thinks he's cool but is just a backwards name with a fake beard and bad Spanish

He tried to kiss me but his beard was in the way.

He said 'hola' but it came out like 'hola?'

He thought his name was cool but it's just backwards.

A hot guy who's really just a confused simp with a backwards name and a bad accent

He said 'chica' but it sounded like 'chica?'.

He tried to seduce me but forgot his own name.

He asked me out but then cried because I said no.