OCSD

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OCSD is when someone thinks every sock is a different color and fights about it like it's the end of the world.
'Why is this sock purple and that one blue? I can't live with this.'
'You matched your socks wrong. You're a disgrace.'
'I saw a white sock and it ruined my whole day.'
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OCSD is when a person sees socks as enemies and yells at them until they match.
'This sock is betraying me!'
'I can't wear these socks. They're not even friends.'
'I screamed at my socks until they agreed to be the same color.'
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OCSD is when a person acts like socks are a big deal and gets mad when they don't match.
'These socks are a disgrace. I'm not going out like this.'
'I won't eat breakfast until my socks are the same color.'
'I threw a sock at my brother because he wore mismatched ones.'
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OCSD is when someone sees socks as a life-or-death situation and fights about them like they're fighting a war.
'This sock is a traitor. I can't stand it.'
'I will not let my socks be different colors. Not today.'
'I declared war on my socks and I'm not backing down.'
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OCSD is when a person is so obsessed with sock colors, they would rather die than wear a mismatched pair.
'I'd rather eat socks than wear one that's not matching.'
'I'm not going to school unless my socks are the same color.'
'I cried because my socks were different.'
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OCSD is when someone acts like socks are the most important thing in life and fights about them like they're fighting for their soul.
'These socks are my soul. I can't live without them.'
'I don't care about anything else. My socks have to match.'
'I've been arguing with my socks for three hours.'
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