ocsa/csarts

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Hollywood arts but with more trash and worse decisions
My art class is like a dumpster fire with glitter.
I drew a cat wearing a crown made of spaghetti.
The teacher said my sculpture was 'a mess worth admiring.'
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Arts in the ghetto where everyone's got a talent for being loud
My sculpture is just a bunch of trash glued together and screaming.
I painted my face and called it 'modern art.'
The music teacher thinks my beat is 'too loud for a human.'
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Arts where you can’t tell the difference between a masterpiece and a mess
I made a painting with ketchup and got an A.
My dance move is so bad it’s a new form of art.
The teacher said my poem was 'a mess that rhymes.'
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Arts class where the only thing you’re good at is arguing
I got into a fight over whose drawing was the best.
My sculpture got destroyed because it looked too good.
The teacher said we were all ‘too loud for a gallery.’
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Arts in the hood where everyone thinks they’re a Picasso
I drew a dog with three heads and called it ‘modern art.’
My music teacher thinks I’m the next big thing, but I just hum.
My sculpture is just a mess of glue and glitter.
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Arts class where you get extra credit for being loud and messy
I drew a cat with a mustache and got extra credit.
My sculpture was so loud it scared the principal.
I painted the ceiling and got a gold star.
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