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when someone tries to look cool by teasing or roasting another person, usually because they’re trying to hide how bad they feel.

'You’re like a bad joke, and I’m the punchline.', said to a classmate who failed a test.

'You’re so ugly, your face is a crime scene.', said by a guy who got rejected by his crush.

'You’re like a broken toaster, and I’m the bread.', said by someone who got dumped on Valentine’s Day.

when someone acts like they're the king of the hill by making fun of someone else, even if they're totally insecure.

'You’re so dumb, you think pizza is a vegetable.', said by someone who got a D on the math test.

'You’re like a expired coupon, and I’m the store.', said by a girl who got ignored at the party.

'You’re the reason the moon has craters.', said by a boy who didn’t get invited to the sleepover.

when someone tries to look tough by making jokes or insults, but it’s just because they’re scared of looking weak.

'You’re like a sad balloon, and I’m the pin.', said by someone who didn’t get picked for the team.

'You’re so bad, you’re like a broken elevator.', said by a kid who lost the game.

'You’re the reason the sun hides behind clouds.', said by a boy who got laughed at in front of his crush.

when someone tries to be funny or cool by teasing another person, but it’s just because they’re trying to feel better about themselves.

'You’re like a broken calculator, and I’m the problem.', said by someone who got picked last for the game.

'You’re so ugly, your reflection ran away.', said by a kid who got rejected by his crush.

'You’re the reason the trash can is full.', said by someone who failed the science test.

when someone tries to act like they’re the best by making fun of someone else, even though they’re just trying to cover up how bad they feel.

'You’re like a broken radio, and I’m the signal.', said by someone who got laughed at during the talent show.

'You’re so dumb, you think Monday is a holiday.', said by a kid who got a bad grade.

'You’re the reason the coffee is bitter.', said by a boy who didn’t get chosen for the group project.