Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A group of anal-retentive cops who think rules are the only thing that matter

Cop: 'You didn't blink twice when you parked. You're fined.'

Officer: 'The coffee machine was out of order. That's a crime.'

Cop: 'I'm writing you a ticket for breathing wrong.'

2

A squad of cops who think you're a failure if you don't follow every tiny rule

Cop: 'You didn't clean your car before you parked. That's a sin.'

Officer: 'I'm giving you a ticket for not being perfect.'

Cop: 'You're not allowed to wear socks with sandals. It's a law.'

3

A bunch of cops who think your life is a mess if you don't do everything their way

Cop: 'You didn't check your mirror three times. That's a disgrace.'

Officer: 'You're not allowed to eat a donut while writing a ticket.'

Cop: 'You must line up your shoes before you leave your car.'

4

A team of cops who believe you're a criminal if you don't follow their stupid rules

Cop: 'You didn't wave at me. You're guilty.'

Officer: 'You're a criminal for not making eye contact.'

Cop: 'I'm arresting you for not smiling at the traffic light.'

5

A group of cops who think you're a disgrace if you don't do everything exactly right

Cop: 'You didn't park in the exact spot. You're a disgrace.'

Officer: 'You're not allowed to use your phone while breathing.'

Cop: 'I'm giving you a ticket for not being precise.'

6

A set of cops who believe you're a failure if you don't obey every little rule they make up

Cop: 'You didn't wave at me twice. You're a failure.'

Officer: 'You're a failure for not being perfect.'

Cop: 'I'm giving you a ticket for not making eye contact twice.'