ocpd

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A disease where people can't stop tapping on everything like it's their last chance to save their soul. Drummers get it bad. They'll tap on your face if you don't let them.

My neighbor taps on my TV while I'm watching the news. I just let him.

I tapped on my boss's head during a meeting. He didn't notice.

My sister taps on my phone while I'm texting. It's annoying.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

A personality issue where people think they're the most important person ever. They act like they're running the show even when they're not.

My friend thinks he's the CEO of everything. Even the pizza delivery guy has to listen to him.

My mom acts like she's the boss of the whole world. She even tells the mailman what to do.

My teacher thinks she's the most important person in the school. She even tells the principal what to do.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

A crazy need to hang out with cops or be at the OCP building. You'll either call 911 every day or sit with the cops until you're blue in the face.

My cousin calls 911 just to talk to the cops. He does it every day.

My friend spends all day at the OCP building. He even rides the elevator with RoboCop.

I hang out with the cops every day. They think I'm one of them.

by Slangipedia 3h ago