OCPC

I just checked my phone 12 times in 5 minutes. My thumb is sore and my brain is dead.

I opened my DMs during a fire alarm. My life is a disaster.

I checked my phone during my mom’s funeral. I got 3 notifications. She got 0.

I ignored my best friend’s call to check my Instagram. I got 2 likes. She got 1 eye roll.

I checked my phone during a kiss. The kiss died. My phone lived.

I opened my phone during a thunderstorm. My phone didn’t flinch. I got struck by lightning.

I checked my phone during lunch. I got 5 notifications. My sandwich got 0.

I checked my phone while pooping. My phone got a like. My butt got a fail.

I checked my phone during my nap. My phone was awake. My brain was dead.

My phone sent me a notification during my date. My date sent me a side eye.

I checked my phone during my test. My phone got 100%. I got 37%.

I checked my phone during my dream. My phone woke me up. My dream died.

I checked my phone during church. My phone got a like. My pastor got a facepalm.

I checked my phone during my job interview. My phone got a notification. My boss got a no.

I checked my phone during my lunch break. My phone got 10 likes. My stomach got 0.