ocosta high school

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A tiny school on the Washington coast that's not even in Ocosta anymore because the old one exploded. Full of furries, stoners, and people who give up on life. Sports are either amazing or trash. Everyone just stares at the ceiling and hopes they die.
'I went to Ocosta High and I still don't know why I survived.'
DM: 'Why do you go to Ocosta? It's like being trapped in a nightmare.'
Tweet: 'Ocosta High is the only place where the football team is famous and no one cares.'
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A school that’s barely on the map. It's not even in Ocosta because the old one was set on fire. Loads of furries, pothead students, and people who hate their lives. Sports are either epic or disasters. Everyone’s too lazy to do anything.
'Ocosta High is the only school where the principal is also the guy who runs the fryer.'
DM: 'Why do you live in Ocosta? It's like being born into a joke.'
Tweet: 'Ocosta High is where the teachers are tired and the students are even more tired.'
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A tiny school on the Washington coast that’s barely in Ocosta because the old one was destroyed. Loads of furries, stoners, and people who just want to die. Sports are either the best or the worst. Everyone’s too depressed to care about anything.
'Ocosta High is the only place where the lunch is the only reason to get up.'
DM: 'I went to Ocosta High and I still don’t know who I am.'
Tweet: 'Ocosta High is the only school where the hallway is the most exciting part of the day.'
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