oconu

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A sport that happens outside the USA and makes Americans feel stupid because they think it's American Football.

I don't know why they call it oconu. It's just soccer, you f***ing moron.

Why do they play that f***ing oconu in Brazil? It's not even American Football!

I hate oconu. It's like watching a bunch of old men kick a ball around and call it a sport.

A fat old lady who spends all day watching stupid shows on Hulu and doesn't even bother to get up.

That old lady is the f***ing king of Hulu. She lives in a house full of snacks and doesn't leave.

Why is she still watching Hulu? She's been bingeing since the 1980s!

That oconu lady doesn't even know what the weather is outside. She's too busy watching 'The Crown' for the 10th time.