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The more a reporter shoves their nose into a story, the more likely they are to swallow any stupid lie that comes their way, no matter how much it stinks.
A reporter chased a rumor about a mayor’s dog stealing donuts and ended up believing the dog was a spy.
A journalist got obsessed with a missing sock and claimed the laundry machine was a portal to another dimension.
A reporter dug up dirt on a pizza chef and believed the chef was plotting world domination with cheese.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The harder a reporter digs for a story, the more they’ll believe the worst nonsense, even if it’s just someone’s bad hair day.
A reporter spent months on a story about a mayor’s bad haircut and said it was a cover for a robot uprising.
A journalist thought a missing shoe was a sign of a secret society, not just a kid’s forgetfulness.
A reporter dug into a rumor about a mayor’s pet goldfish and said it was plotting to take over the city.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The more a reporter pushes for a story, the more they’ll believe even the most ridiculous lies, like a kid’s fantasy about a magic pizza.
A reporter believed a mayor’s pet turtle was a spy from another country, just because it wore a hat.
A journalist thought a missing pencil was a sign of a major conspiracy, not just a kid’s forgetfulness.
A reporter got so obsessed with a rumor about a mayor’s coffee that they said it was a secret weapon for world domination.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The more a reporter chases a story, the more they'll buy into any stupid lie, even if it's just someone telling a tall tale.
A reporter believed a mayor’s pet parrot was a mastermind behind a pizza heist.
A journalist took a rumor about a mayor’s hat and said it was a sign of a time-traveling pizza chef.
A reporter chased a story about a mayor’s missing key and ended up thinking it was a secret code from aliens.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The more a reporter digs for a story, the more they’ll believe even the dumbest lies, like a kid’s fantasy about a robot pizza oven.
A reporter thought a mayor’s pet dog was a secret agent from a rival city, just because it wore a watch.
A journalist believed a missing sandwich was a sign of a major pizza war, not just a kid’s snack time.
A reporter chased a rumor about a mayor’s coffee cup and said it was a portal to another dimension.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The harder a reporter works for a story, the more they’ll believe even the most ridiculous lies, like someone saying a pizza was magic.
A reporter believed a mayor’s pet goldfish was a spy from the moon.
A journalist thought a missing sock was a sign of a secret pizza society.
A reporter chased a rumor about a mayor’s hat and said it was a magical time-traveling item.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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