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A woman’s super strong climax from a guy giving her mouth sex so good it’s like he’s been practicing for years.
When my cousin had that blow job, she screamed like she was being stabbed.
My neighbor’s wife got so turned on she fainted.
That guy gave me the best head I’ve ever had, I had to take a break because I was laughing so hard.
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1) A dirty rich white people hangout where they all think they’re the best and everyone else is trash. 2) A place where fake people can be fake because everyone there is faking it.
That party was like a rich kid’s version of a jail cell.
The place was full of people who think they’re important just because they have money.
I went to that party and no one even noticed me.
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The best boyfriend ever, sweet, kind, and he never lets you down.
My boyfriend is the best, he even brought me soup when I had the flu.
That guy’s my BF and he never leaves me hanging.
He’s my man and I wouldn’t trade him for anything.
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An Irish singer who had a huge hit and then went full lunatic by tearing up a picture of the Pope. She got roasted so bad it went global.
She tore up the Pope’s face on TV and everyone lost it.
That woman had the nerve to rip up the Pope’s picture for her album.
She got so famous for tearing up the Pope that people started hating her.
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A man who jacks off with peanut butter while watching incest porn and sits on a pineapple.
That guy eats peanut butter while jacking off and watching his cousin get it on with his brother.
He’s the worst, jacks off on a pineapple like it’s a throne.
He’s so weird he uses a pineapple as a seat while watching incest.
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A smug, self-important piece of trash who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread.
That guy thinks he’s the best because he has a job.
He’s so stuck up he won’t even talk to you unless you compliment him.
He walks around like he’s king of the world.
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A person who eats greasy food and drinks until they’re wasted.
He eats like a pig and drinks like a sailor.
That guy lives on pizza and beer and doesn’t know what day it is.
She eats greasy food and passes out after every meal.
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