O'Connell

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A name so old and fancy it probably had a passport in the 1300s. O'Connells are like royalty, but with a little ego and a lot of good looks. They’re basically the kings and queens of the family tree.
My cousin O'Connell walked into the room and everyone fell in love with him. Even the dog.
My aunt O'Connell is so good looking, she could’ve been a model if she didn’t like to talk too much.
My grandfather O'Connell was so fancy, he wore a suit to the grocery store.
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Millie O'Connell is the human version of a lightning bolt. She’s got more energy than a caffeine addiction and could probably beat Thor in a dance-off.
I saw Millie O'Connell on stage and it felt like the entire universe exploded.
Millie O'Connell could power a spaceship with her energy.
I once saw Millie O'Connell sing and it was like a thousand fireworks went off in my head.
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O’Connell is a school where the nuns are half-drunk and the students are all into drugs and hooking up. It’s like heaven for the cool kids and purgatory for the rest of us.
I saw a girl snort cocaine during a math test and still got an A.
Guys in O'Connell are all bros who think they're the main characters of a movie.
The uniforms at O'Connell are so sluttier, they look like they came out of a party.
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O'Connell is a guy who somehow got Rebecca Romijn to like him even though he was in a kangaroo movie and probably couldn't tie his own shoes.
That O'Connell guy is so bad, he should be in a movie about failure.
O'Connell could not tie his shoes and still got Rebecca Romijn to like him. What even is life?
O'Connell is the reason why people don’t believe in miracles.
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O'Connell is like the trash can of life. The more space you give it, the more junk it eats. It’s like it’s got a personal vendetta against your clean room.
My room is a disaster. It’s like O'Connell is living in there.
My closet is a war zone. O'Connell would be proud.
My backpack is so full, it’s like O'Connell is inside of it.
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O'Connell is a runner who’s always trying to beat Jon Killoran, even though Jon Killoran is like the king of cross country and O'Connell is just trying to survive.
O'Connell and Jon Killoran are like two enemies in a battle for the title of best runner.
O'Connell runs like he’s being chased by a bear.
O'Connell is the underdog who never gives up, even when Jon Killoran is on his back.
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O'Connell is the kind of biotch who thinks the whole world revolves around them. They’re the best, and everyone else is just background noise.
O'Connell walks into a room and everyone else is like, 'Who is this?'
O'Connell is the kind of biotch who would make a queen jealous.
O'Connell is so cool, even the teachers respect them.
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